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Norman Humann · February 7, 2015 at 5:53 am

Does an atheist baby eat itself?

FreeTony · (This post was last modified: February 7, 2015 at 5:59 am by FreeTony.)

Two scientists come across a box, and are unable to open it. They try to shake it, examine it with all frequencies of electromagnetic radiation, all in the hope of finding out what is inside it. Nothing they try works.

Scientist A: Well, it looks like we won't get to find out whether there is anything in the box.
Scientist B: There must be something inside the box.
Scientist A: I'm not sure we can reach that conclusion with the current evidence...
Scientist B: It must be more than just an empty box.
Scientist A: Why?
Scientist B: Boxes are designed to contain things, therefore there must be something inside.
Scientist A: I don't understand.
Scientist B: I just have this feeling there is. It's probably supernatural, which explains why we can't gain any evidence.
Scientist A: You're not a real scientist are you?
Scientist B: Well no, I'm actually a Theologian.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: February 7, 2015 at 5:58 am by robvalue.)

Norman: Maybe that is the point of the tale! I almost missed it, good catch.

Tony: My answer is better than yours, you don't even know if there's anything in the box! At least I have an answer! It's a rubber shark. A magic one.

JesusHChrist · February 7, 2015 at 11:00 am

(February 7, 2015 at 5:53 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Does an atheist baby eat itself?

If there is no one around to cook an atheist baby, does it still get eaten? Thinking

Norman Humann · February 7, 2015 at 11:01 am

(February 7, 2015 at 11:00 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(February 7, 2015 at 5:53 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Does an atheist baby eat itself?

If there is no one around to cook an atheist baby, does it still get eaten?

These are the questions that don't let me sleep at night.

**robvalue** · February 7, 2015 at 11:04 am

Two babies, one cage, three MMA fighters, no stopping the match.

**vorlon13** · February 7, 2015 at 1:08 pm

(February 7, 2015 at 11:04 am)robvalue Wrote: Two babies, one cage, three MMA fighters, no stopping the match.

close,

two babies, one sippy cup

Mudhammam · February 7, 2015 at 3:12 pm

(February 7, 2015 at 5:53 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Does an atheist baby eat itself?

That must be evidence that we are born theists.

**robvalue** · February 7, 2015 at 3:13 pm

When an atheist baby is still born, theists probably call it a miscarriage of justice.

Norman Humann · February 7, 2015 at 3:14 pm

(February 7, 2015 at 1:08 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 7, 2015 at 11:04 am)robvalue Wrote: Two babies, one cage, three MMA fighters, no stopping the match.

close,

two babies, one sippy cup

You sick, sick man. Go stand in the corner.

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