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It is I, thy Lord and God
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If you are truly a god, you'll know what I'm thinking right now. I guarantee that everyone else here does.
I bid thee tentative welcome, but I take great personal exception to your use of the term "aspies". A very dear friend of mine was born with Asperger's and I fail to see how an interpersonal interpretation disorder applies to the scenario to which you alluded except as an intentional offensive slur. Please don't do that again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Oh shit, this ain't gonna be pretty! I shall spit out the lukewarm and cast them unto the Korean kitchen with the mangy kittens. (February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)Chas Wrote: Maybe you could spray yourself elsewhere. I just did, all over your face <3 Good thing I can be invisible!  (February 10, 2015 at 3:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If you are truly a god, you'll know what I'm thinking right now. I guarantee that everyone else here does. Okay 
(February 10, 2015 at 3:09 pm)Metis Wrote:(February 10, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Oh shit, this ain't gonna be pretty! I thought your intro was fun and creative. Care to tell us more about yourself?  RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm by Cyberman.)
@Metis:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: It is I, thy Lord and God
February 10, 2015 at 3:15 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 3:19 pm by Metis.)
(February 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm)Losty Wrote: I thought your intro was fun and creative. Care to tell us more about yourself? Haha, alright...Alright...*straight face* So yeah, I'm an Anti-Theist, and I ran into your forum via a link on a Catholic traditionalist (i.e: White Taliban) debating ground was doing this routine on. It's a bit over the top but as of this moment it's my favorite debating technique. I claim to be a God and invite the theist to prove I am not. Eventually he either has to give up because he can't or the evidence he uses to do so can just as easily be used to discredit his own faith. As of yet it's worked like a charm. Maybe I should do a proper introduction at some point, I doubt anyone's really looking too deeply into this now 
Hello
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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