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A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
(February 11, 2015 at 3:25 pm)DemonicLemon Wrote: I'd scare the writers of the bible into making a less bad book.

Why less scare them into telling the truth that is even better.
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
The Bible, truth edition:

"I don't fucking know! Ahhhh! Everything is scary! I don't understand anything!"

The end.
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
(February 11, 2015 at 3:36 pm)robvalue Wrote: The Bible, truth edition:

"I don't fucking know! Ahhhh! Everything is scary! I don't understand anything!"

The end.

Devil and science Devil
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(February 9, 2015 at 2:02 pm)TheMessiah Wrote:
(February 9, 2015 at 1:57 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Considering Jesus may as well have been just a myth, can I still watch it not happen?

The historical Jesus most likely existed.
Please tell us which one that is again?
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
The er, the one with a beard. In a robe.

There was bound to be a guy in a robe with a beard... any one will do...

That one! Yeah. The one mumbling weird stuff and touching strangers.

All I've heard is Historian blah blah thinks this and he wouldn't have lied because...
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
(February 11, 2015 at 4:20 pm)robvalue Wrote: The er, the one with a beard. In a robe.

There was bound to be a guy in a robe with a beard... any one will do...

That one! Yeah. The one mumbling weird stuff and touching strangers.

All I've heard is Historian blah blah thinks this and he wouldn't have lied because...
I think he was the Jewish Rabbi, feminist, Communist, capitalist, apocalyptic prophet, political revolutionary, Zealot who couldn't keep his mouth shut about the Pharisees so the Romans killed him.

0_o
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Now we're getting somewhere!
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
1. We're granting time travel exists. Ok.

2. Let's assume Jesus actually existed. (Son of god or not, whatever)

I go back in time and murder jesus. Before he has a chance to "sacrifice" himself. I use my ruger super blackhawk (.44 magnum Smile ) Single action, but fuck it, they now think I'm god. (Or some sort of warlock/witch?)

Jesus didn't die on a cross, I even shot the damn donkey. What happens to Christianity?
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
(February 11, 2015 at 9:07 pm)Spooky Wrote: 1. We're granting time travel exists. Ok.

2. Let's assume Jesus actually existed. (Son of god or not, whatever)

I go back in time and murder jesus. Before he has a chance to "sacrifice" himself. I use my ruger super blackhawk (.44 magnum Smile ) Single action, but fuck it, they now think I'm god. (Or some sort of warlock/witch?)

Jesus didn't die on a cross, I even shot the damn donkey. What happens to Christianity?

Kill Paul and you would have eliminated Christianity.
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RE: A strange but curious question: if you had a time machine...
Who? :p
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