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February 12, 2015 at 2:05 am
I have never given a blow job in a janitor's close....wait....nevermind Angel
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February 12, 2015 at 2:09 am
I have never walked a red carpet.
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February 12, 2015 at 10:17 am
I've never liked mashed or baked potatoes.

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February 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(February 10, 2015 at 4:21 pm)Alice Wrote: Seriously, guys...? Undecided This reference, learn it.


I've never ... thought Three Dog Night was worth a shit, so no, didn't get his reference.

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February 12, 2015 at 2:22 pm
(February 12, 2015 at 10:17 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I've never liked mashed or baked potatoes.

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Icky icky !!!

Then you've never tried my mashed potatoes.

And I'd live on baked spuds if I could.

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February 12, 2015 at 2:23 pm
I've never liked my parents nagging me to smile for the camera. #RBF
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February 12, 2015 at 2:29 pm
I've never sung opera. And judging by my singing voice, I never will.

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February 12, 2015 at 2:41 pm
I've never dropped the soap.
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February 12, 2015 at 2:44 pm
I've never been in a car accident that has been my fault.
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February 12, 2015 at 10:16 pm
I have never walked backwards down the sidewalk with an ice cream cone in my back pocket on a Sunday.
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