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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 3:01 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 3:17 pm
, which was amazeballs.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 3:20 pm
Then it left
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 4:04 pm
which saddened me.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm
A maze, balls
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 4:42 pm
arranged in such
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 5:19 pm
an order that
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 5:22 pm
left is right
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm
where it started,
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm
And now I
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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