Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist

[professor]

I had to give a thumbs up to the Reality salesman.
That was really good.

The scent of antichrist fart is in the air-
if you follow it long enough you will end up in the oval office.
The false has to come before the real.

It goes like this:
Genesis One to Abraham- 2 thousand years.
Abraham to Messiah- 2 thousand years.
Messiah 1st Coming to 2nd coming- 2 thousand years.
2nd Coming to Eternal Kingdom- 1 thousand years.
Total- one "Week" of millenniums, the 7th is a sabbath rest.
According to one of the Jewish Creation calendars, we are in year 6000 now.

[Esquilax]

The scent of antichrist fart is in the air-
if you follow it long enough you will end up in the oval office.
The false has to come before the real.

Like... perhaps a false rapture prediction?

It goes like this:
Genesis One to Abraham- 2 thousand years.
Abraham to Messiah- 2 thousand years.
Messiah 1st Coming to 2nd coming- 2 thousand years.
2nd Coming to Eternal Kingdom- 1 thousand years.
Total- one "Week" of millenniums, the 7th is a sabbath rest.
According to one of the Jewish Creation calendars, we are in year 6000 now.

Funny how your timeline changes whenever you're proved wrong, but you never think to address the base belief at all.

[The Reality Salesman01]

I'm stationed in Virginia Beach and a few years back on the other side of town, a man was having breakfast with his 5 year old son when he began decapitating him. His wife came in and tried to stop him and he stabbed her too. The police caught him in the street, covered in blood. In an interview he calmly explained that God had came to him in a dream and told him that his son would grow up to become the anti-Christ; and the only way to secure his eternal salvation was to kill him, so he did. He got acquitted on grounds that he was insane. This man heard his God tell him something, and he obeyed. I'm glad that there are more lucid Christians who likewise pretend to hear God who don't hear these kinds of messages. The thing is though, none of them are in any position to say that what this man did was wrong. He was following the orders in his head and his faith was more important than conclusions produced by reason.

http://hamptonroads.com/2009/02/jailhous...-young-son#

[Jackalope]

Cthu, what desire (in the marketplace) did KISS fulfill by their marketing scheme?

Beats the hell out of me. I never was into them. I personally thought their music was unsophisticated and sophomoric.

[rexbeccarox]

Cthu, what desire (in the marketplace) did KISS fulfill by their marketing scheme?

Beats the hell out of me. I never was into them. I personally thought their music was unsophisticated and sophomoric.

Seriously; their entire schtick was a marketing scheme. I enjoy them a little sometimes, but I can't take them at all seriously.

OT: My sister and I flew to Cozumel a couple of years ago, and our layover from SD was at LAX. We were in the commuter terminal for about an hour watching the gelmet (Gene Simmons) signing autographs and posing for pictures with various people. He looks completely unreal and alien IRL. Incidentally, I literally ran into Gary Busey that same trip. He's even more crazed-looking IRL.

More OT: I see so many people in my travels, come to think of it. After the 2012 election, my sister and I were flying to upstate NY to visit our mom, and our layover was in DC. We were standing in first class, boarding, when I looked down, and there was Mitt Romney with one of his creepy sons. Apparently, he was flying from SD (he lives in La Jolla) to DC for his post-election breakfast with Obama.

[downbeatplumb]

Cthu, what desire (in the marketplace) did KISS fulfill by their marketing scheme?

Beats the hell out of me. I never was into them. I personally thought their music was unsophisticated and sophomoric.

I saw them on the tour when they didn't wear the armour and make up.
The only saving grace was the support act was a struggling new group called Bon Jovi.

Yes, I am that old.

[Little lunch]

I had a KISS show bag and I was the envy of all the other grade seveners. :-)

[LastPoet]

M'uricans can't heavy metal, their best chance was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebInqG1pJI

Yet, too little guitar. I sold my soul to the devil if I could play like Steve Harris. Hey prof, wanna buy my soul? it's cheap, I'll sell for 1 euro a dozen.

[Crossless2.0]

Anyone of a certain age who remembers some of the dreadful novelty hits of the '70s ("A Fifth of Beethoven"/"Disco Duck"/"Convoy"/"Playground in my Mind"/that synthesized popcorn song) knows damn well that the devil shot his wad in the evil music department -- and we survived. Every day since, including the unlamented '80s, has been gravy.

[KevinM1]

Tangentially related:

I admit I grin wickedly whenever I share something Tool related on my FB because I know the handful of bible thumping friends I have must freak out when they see half naked and contorted Maynard in one of his many outfits/full body makeup while illuminated by lights with Alex Grey art behind the stage. I also like run on sentences. :p