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Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
(March 14, 2015 at 3:06 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: ...or maybe Katy Perry was just singing a fictional song about fucking an Alien?

I can see how it would be hard for a Christian to hear something about supernatural phenomena and not be able to distinguish whether or not it was intended to be fiction or nonfiction. Poor bastards. However do they make it past episode 4 of Star Wars in the original trilogy? I bet they got worried sick about that Death Star. If they'd just find the courage to watch the other episodes, they'd see that it gets destroyed! Anybody ever seen Galaxy Quest? Lol, reminds me of that.

LOL. "Is there air? You don't know!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. "
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
John Cage - I have seen the score to 4 min 33 seconds. It exists.

Go back a couple a hundred years and the music was that of the devil just for playing the wrong interval between notes.
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
It's 4'33"... what notes?
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
The tri tone is used extensively in doom metal, which is the devil's music.

A coincidence the devil's interval is used in the devil's music?
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
Fuck Katy Perry

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jsmcDLDw9iw
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
(March 14, 2015 at 3:16 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: It's 4'33"... what notes?

That "song" is my favorite!!!
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
(March 14, 2015 at 3:28 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote:
(March 14, 2015 at 3:16 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: It's 4'33"... what notes?

That "song" is my favorite!!!

If you ever find yourself in a room with a bunch of classical music nerds (like me) discussing John Cage, especially 4'33", relish it. It's hilarious, and sometimes a little scary. People get so bent out of shape at that "piece".
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#28
RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
Amazing, any song elevating the devil is a parody.
You guys sure are creative.
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
(March 14, 2015 at 4:51 pm)professor Wrote: Amazing, any song elevating the devil is a parody.
You guys sure are creative.

The real parody is the sermon. It's Pythonesque.
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RE: Angry pastor warns Katy Perry’s devil sex music is preparing teens for the Antichrist
Eh... this guy is nothing compared to the nutjob we have over here by the name of Natanek.

Some of the crazier things he did:

Summoning the souls of dead people to protect a town from satan's influence
Claiming that black is a bright color
Saying that techno is satan's music
Physically attacking a reporter
Saying that Harry Potter, emos, Pokemons and temporary tattoos are the work of satan
Building his own small fortress
Putting a curse on a TV channel

... and that is to name a few.
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