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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 18, 2015 at 7:43 pm
(March 18, 2015 at 3:38 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks Stimbo, I could not figure out what Salesman wanted to know.
Barack Hussein Obama's initials are BHO.
(Shhhh! I have a new bit of information on BHO! He's black! As every good CR knows, Adam was created in the image of god and Adam was lily white Irish!
God doesn't look like a NEGRO! Don't let any body else know, keep saying you hate the negro Obama because he's a muslim and conspiring, not because he's black!)
From Rev. Chas Carroll's "Is the negro a beast?"
CR = Closet Racist
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 18, 2015 at 8:02 pm
Because Adam and Eve were definitely white. Just like Jesus.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 18, 2015 at 8:12 pm
Interestingly, I took CR to mean Conservative Republican until I reached your explanation.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 18, 2015 at 8:54 pm
(March 18, 2015 at 8:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Interestingly, I took CR to mean Conservative Republican until I reached your explanation.
I think it's officially interchangeable..
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 18, 2015 at 9:02 pm
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Brakeman, you always think I am racist.
Here are 2 vids from my favorite list, one from the highest level prophet on earth- Dr. David Owuor
And another prophetic guy- Chukwuemeka Okafor, interestingly both from Kenya, birthplace of BHO.
Chukwuemeka-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSY4VffU...Q&index=37
This vid is an interview with David Owuor explaining how he was called by God from being a cancer researcher doctorate, to running from God, to responding to His call to "Preach to these people"-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RGRG-2o...&index=116
I almost forgot about Shannon Johnson, another black brother who is prophetic-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJQUAFd6...Q&index=20
If I was racist, why in the world would I favor these guys?
They are among a group of people who have pointed to O as the AC.
These videos have been on my Youtube act. for a while.
Correction- Chukuemeka may not be from Kenya, I was thinking of another prophet Kevin Mirasi who also tags O as the AC. sorry
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 19, 2015 at 7:41 am
Sure, you're not racist, why two of your best prophets are black..
Anyway,
I'm enjoying reading about your "prophets."
Tell me beforehand, what type of evidence would I have to find out about them to convince you they were hoaxes?
Would I have to catch then in, say 5 or 10 lies? Find out that their wealth or their background wasn't true? Find out that they fathered children outside of marriage or something like that? Perhaps it would be a heretical belief that would change your mind. Could you give me an outline of the most convincing evidence for you?
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 19, 2015 at 8:00 am
The hell did I just watch/read?
How are christians not downright embarrassed to call themselves christians?
Honestly, no different than telling the world: "Oh hey, yeah I'm a nazi, hitler was swell."
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 19, 2015 at 8:32 am
Hi Brakeman, I believe David Owuor was married at one time, I don't know if he still is, the other guys, I have no clue.
The Benny Hinns, Joel Osteens, Oh, Creflo- can't forget Creflo! have been exposed by David (not by name) as false teachers.
I think you are going to be disappointed.
Especially with Dr. Owuor who severely chastises the "Prosperity teachers".
My personal view is after the trumpet sounds for Departure, these above mentioned ones will still be here.
David's ministry is repentandpreparetheway.org
You can tell a lot by what comes out of our mouths. What do we promote? Where is our heart?
The mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
Do let me know what you find.
One more thing, Dr. Owuor has indicated that he will remain here after the Rapture and will be going to Jerusalem.
In his latest vid, he describes a scene post Rapt. he saw in a dream where he is instructed by "Bad men- like we see now" (I assume terrorists) demanding he cease preaching, even greeting people.
A conflict arises and destruction occurs, he then goes to Jerusalem.
He has been restrained by the Lord from saying who the AC is, when he sees him in a dream on TV, the night before the AC is seen on national TV.
In the same way, I think he is not saying that he saw himself destroying these bad men, because he is one of the 2 end time prophets who will be in Jerusalem teaching and protecting Israel until the 2nd Coming.
Some things are not revealed to the widespread general public before hand.
My 2 cents.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 19, 2015 at 9:42 am
Thanks, professor, it's fascinating that people take all of that as seriously as they do. Apparently it is harmless though.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
March 19, 2015 at 9:55 am
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(March 18, 2015 at 9:02 pm)professor Wrote: Here are 2 vids from my favorite list, one from the highest level prophet on earth- Dr. David Owuor
Wow. Tell me prof, how does one earn the title "highest level prophet on Earth"? Is it proportional to his twitterers and numbers of general followers? Or is it because his prophecies are the most detailed? Or is it just a title you gave him?
Edit: No worries, I found the answer on worthychristianforums.com (I shit you not)
Level 1: Every believer can prophesy. Every believer can receive basic impressions or revelations from the Holy Spirit.
1 Corinthians 14:31 For you can all prophesy one by one, that all may learn and all may be encouraged.
Level 2: In a prophetic community that is saturated in God’s presence there is an anointing in the atmosphere that intensifies prophetic accuracy. In this atmosphere, believers who rarely receive anything from the Spirit will receive more with greater clarity.
Level 3: Those with the gift of prophecy will have an increase in receiving words, impressions, visions, dreams, trances, etc. from the Holy Spirit.
Level 4: At this level are prophetic people who have reached a maturity in the gift of prophecy and have a greater influence in their congregations. These believers operate in a high level of prophecy on a regular basis but are not prophets.
Level 5: Prophets are at the highest level of prophetic ministry. The gift of prophecy is the primary gift that helps prophets function in their calling.
So he's a level 5 prophet which means............nope still don't get it.
It's actually pretty fucking hilarious. I love how they have levels 1 to 5, haha. Do they gather up XP in a little notepad as they are making their prophecies? Ah well, it's brightened up an otherwise rather dull day at work.
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