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Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
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Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
l pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take


God bless mommy and daddy and . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
*Dana Scilly taking communion*
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#3
RE: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Into my bed a perv will creep.
A religious man full of blather,
In the church, they call him "father".

- The prayer of the choirboy.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
(April 29, 2018 at 6:19 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: l pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take


God bless mommy and daddy and  . . . .

I find this disturbing. Stop it.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
(April 29, 2018 at 6:19 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: l pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray the Lord my soul to take


God bless mommy and daddy and  . . . .

One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, Better lock your door
Five, six, grab a crucifix.
Seven, eight, Gonna stay up late.
Nine, ten, Never sleep again...


Which one is less creepy?
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RE: Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
(April 29, 2018 at 6:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Now I lay me down to sleep,
Into my bed a perv will creep.
A religious man full of blather,
In the church, they call him "father".

- The prayer of the choirboy.

Bad rhyme but it still made me lol!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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