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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm
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I like to imagine someone like Stephen Hawking presenting some new finding to the Royal Society, and then getting all pissy and stomping off - or driving off - like a spoiled toddler when someone dares to question it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:08 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 5:25 pm)StarDrive85 Wrote: Since your all just insulting me again i think i'l just leave again, C'ya suckers Later, bitchcakes.
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:28 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2015 at 6:54 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(March 17, 2015 at 5:04 pm)StarDrive85 Wrote: (March 17, 2015 at 5:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: Erm... Hello to you, too, StarDrive85 Hi, you probably think of me as an idiot or a douch from what glare wrote on this post eh?
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:34 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I like to imagine someone like Stephen Hawking presenting some new finding to the Royal Society, and then getting all pissy and stomping off - or driving off - like a spoiled toddler when someone dares to question it.
If Stephen Hawking suddenly starts stomping or driving, that WOULD be a miracle. 
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Sounds like a prayer challenge to me!
Well, theists?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:46 pm
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm
A letter to Viz:
"Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius!
-- Mike Woods"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:49 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 6:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: A letter to Viz:
"Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius!
-- Mike Woods"
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4685...349960.mp3
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:51 pm
That's easy for you to say.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Earth
March 19, 2015 at 6:56 pm
(March 19, 2015 at 6:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's easy for you to say.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4685...769499.mp3
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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