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Welcome Assholes.
fattychan Offline
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Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 5:38 pm
The queen Fatty Chan has arrived in this new forum to kill all the believers, let atheism be the final winner in the fight agains't ignorance and worthlessness.

have a nice day. Heart
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Polaris Offline
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#2
RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 5:39 pm
People here don't take too kindly to being mocked.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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#3
RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 6:44 pm
R'uh r'oh
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#4
RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm
OP is a big fat phony Big Grin
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#5
RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 7:37 pm
What's a welcome asshole?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#6
Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 7:49 pm
(April 12, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Faith No More Wrote: What's a welcome asshole?

It's one that is lubed up and ready to welcome a big fat cock in it.
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RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 12, 2015 at 7:50 pm
So you're talking about "welcome assholes". What exactly is it you want to do with them?
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RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 13, 2015 at 1:35 pm
I wonder if he's talking about Spaceballs.
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#9
RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 13, 2015 at 1:53 pm
Before things get out of hand, I would like to remind everybody, OP included, that we are in the intro forum. Think of this as nipping things in the bud, ok?

Carry on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Welcome Assholes.
April 13, 2015 at 4:14 pm
The OP seemed legit at first, but I can't take people seriously who spell against "agains't". You have NO business scolding unbelievers with that kind of cavalier attitude towards apostrophes
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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