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"Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
#71
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
I didn't know he was, why was he?
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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#72
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
(April 14, 2015 at 11:09 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: I didn't know he was, why was he?

Holy necro-post, Batman!

Anyway, it's not allowed to be discussed per the mods. Just drop it.
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#73
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
Ok forget it. What do you mean by necro-post?
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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#74
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
That's responding to a thread that's been inactive for 30 days or more. It's not prohibited but it's frowned on.
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#75
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
Oh damn I saw the last post was from April and I thought it was recent. Didn't realize it was three years old my bad.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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#76
RE: "Take it, queer-boy!" A story of the Heretic being physically assaulted.
It's not a big deal if it's not frequent.
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