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RE: Tea
April 29, 2015 at 9:02 pm
When I first read Minimalist's post:
(April 29, 2015 at 5:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: tea_is_for_fairies_trollcat1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=trollcats.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Ftea_is_for_fairies_trollcat1.jpg)
I did not take it seriously, but now I am not so sure what to think of it:
(April 29, 2015 at 7:36 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: (April 29, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Tea is gentleman juice.
*euphemism*
When I drink tea, it is not something I would describe as "gentleman juice." I think some of you must have very different ideas than I do when "tea" is mentioned. Maybe my dictionary is out of date, and I am in the wrong thread...
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 1:59 am
(April 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Iroscato Wrote: (April 29, 2015 at 7:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: You drink a lot of gentleman juice, Iro?
Have to admit, I guzzle my fair share 
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 2:17 am
Teabag party.
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 2:18 am
(April 30, 2015 at 2:17 am)Stimbo Wrote: Teabag party.
You win, all of it
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 3:24 am
A good English breakfast blended tea; Yorkshire Gold for preference. Cold milk and a hint of unrefined sugar. In a large mug, of course 
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 3:29 am
(April 29, 2015 at 8:15 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: Pure is best. And hot is better than iced.
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Heretic!!
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 9:01 am
(April 29, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Coffee is survival sludge.
Tea is gentleman juice.
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That sounded less wierd in my head.
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Ok, it didn't, I just got issues is all.
Anyone who thinks coffee is "sludge" is drinking the wrong coffee. Coffee is the bitter fountain of life filled with subtle promises of shivery pleasures and sensuous delights.
I like tea very much and I drink all kinds thanks to a friend who owns her own tea business, but coffee is my compass.
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 9:31 am
All you had to do was say coffee is lady juice and I'd be instantly perverted converted.
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 10:05 am
(April 30, 2015 at 9:31 am)Stimbo Wrote: All you had to do was say coffee is lady juice and I'd be instantly perverted converted.
As a high priest in the Church of Coffee, I can tell you that we regularly partake of the sacrament called Juice of the Lady.
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RE: Tea
April 30, 2015 at 10:15 am
(April 30, 2015 at 10:05 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (April 30, 2015 at 9:31 am)Stimbo Wrote: All you had to do was say coffee is lady juice and I'd be instantly perverted converted.
As a high priest in the Church of Coffee, I can tell you that we regularly partake of the sacrament called Juice of the Lady.
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