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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 9:57 am
Can you have a vertical position on horizontal rock crushing? I see no evidence of rocks or crushing.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:05 am
(May 30, 2015 at 9:01 am)Exian Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:23 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: What makes you think Exian is on your side? After all, we're Cavs buddies. And freakin' 'Murricans!
How do you know that isn't just a triple action crusher, which can crush to three different sizes? Huh? Got any evidence?
Woops! I'm late to the party. That's definitely a sorter.
Et tu, Brute?
I just have faith that it is a mobile rock crusher. Wouldnt it be better if it were?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:10 am
Sorry Steely, it's a sorter if I ever saw one
Mobile crushers, huh? One can dream
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:41 am
Evidence:
What happens when you search for Mobile Rock Crusher on Google?
♫♫♫ It's a crusher this I know, for the Google tells me so. Little rocks to it belong, they are weak but it is strong. Yes! It's a crusher! Yes! It's a crusher! Yes! It's a crusher, for Google tells me so! ♫♫♫
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:48 am
did you just do motorhead's "it's a bomber"?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:53 am
(May 30, 2015 at 1:11 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: 5. And finally, does regurgitating witty one-liners like "God is just as real as unicorns, fairies, and the flying spaghetti monster" score me any intellectual points?[/b]
Are you fucking kidding me? This scoring comes with my fourth line on the ice. Not my problem they're shooting at an empty net. Perhaps you should get your goalie on the ice, but we both know you can't.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:54 am
(May 30, 2015 at 9:01 am)Exian Wrote: Woops! I'm late to the party. That's definitely a sorter.
Now that's a sassy frood who knows where his crusher is!
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:55 am
Hmmmm... Another divisive issue. BrimmingIntellectual? What say you? Settle this for us pleeeeeeeaaase! Alex and I say it's a sorter, while Steel and Google say its a mobile crusher.
Not to unfairly sway you, but on one side you have a German physicist and an asphalt/aggregate technician, and on the other side, a rocket scientist and a search engine. Please choose wisely.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:56 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 10:58 am by Longhorn.)
(May 30, 2015 at 10:41 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Evidence:
What happens when you search for Mobile Rock Crusher on Google?
♫♫♫ It's a crusher this I know, for the Google tells me so. Little rocks to it belong, they are weak but it is strong. Yes! It's a crusher! Yes! It's a crusher! Yes! It's a crusher, for Google tells me so! ♫♫♫
I find your blind faith disturbing
(May 30, 2015 at 10:55 am)Exian Wrote: Hmmmm... Another divisive issue. BrimmingIntellectual? What say you? Settle this for us pleeeeeeeaaase! Alex and I say it's a sorter, while Steel and Google say its a mobile crusher.
Not to unfairly sway you, but on one side you have a German physicist and an asphalt/aggregate technician, and on the other side, a rocket scientist and a search engine. Please choose wisely.
Well I say it's a sorter too, so you can count the entirety of the Bosnian government on your side
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 10:58 am
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2015 at 10:59 am by Dystopia.)
I think he's ready to know the secret... Ok, if you want to join our cult first there's a set of rituals you need to go trough... First, you need to make a human sacrifice, and it must be a theist - If it's a fundamentalist religious person it's better, but any theist will be enough. Second, you must cut yourself, drink your own blood and pick an atheist god for yourself while you do so (at the same time say the words "I swear to fight for X person with my life and death". Finally, you will need to be brainwashed by a special machine we constructed to instil hate and anger towards everyone who isn't an atheist. And that begs the question, are you ready for this? 
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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