Damned Republicunts

[Minimalist]

Hey, Oklahomans.

Why is this silly twat not running for the nomination?  She's seems dumb enough.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/civics-f...goverment/

Civics fail: Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin manages to guess only two out of three branches of the government

She'd fit right in the Klown Kar.

[Crossless2.0]

Hey, Oklahomans.

Why is this silly twat not running for the nomination?  She's seems dumb enough.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/civics-f...goverment/

Civics fail: Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin manages to guess only two out of three branches of the government

She'd fit right in the Klown Kar.

From the article:  “You know, there are three branches of our government. You have the Supreme Court, the legislative branch and the people, the people and their ability to vote,” she explained. “So I’m hoping that we can address this issue in the legislative session and let the people of Oklahoma decide.”

Absolutely priceless!  She misses the very branch of government she runs.  What the fuck is with Oklahomans and their love of craven idiocy?  It's like they got together and decided they had to outdo Texas in the government dipshit Olympics.

[Minimalist]

I think Oklahomans get hit in the head a lot by flying debris from the tornadoes.

[Minimalist]

Apparently they are having a contest to see which republicunt can come up with the most useless idea.

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/2...ailclassic

Darrell Issa proposes renaming the ocean after Ronald Reagan

[Crossless2.0]

No, I like it. Let's rename the Arctic Ocean after Reagan so conservative climate change deniers have to invoke his name every time the try to explain away the steady disappearance of the glaciers and the rise in ocean temperatures.

[Salacious B. Crumb]

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) is floating legislation that would name most U.S. coastal waters after former President Ronald Reagan.
Issa reintroduced his bill Wednesday to rename the country’s Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), which generally extends from three miles to 200 miles offshore, as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone.

Republicans say the darndest things some of the dumbest fucking things ever.

[Minimalist]

Uh-huh.

Taking down a flag is one thing but doing something that is actually useful is something else.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/nikki-ha...und-check/

Nikki Haley not ‘interested’ in fixing gun waiting periods after Dylann Roof’s failed background check

[Minimalist]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/scott-wa...an-for-me/

“Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling — not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States,” Walker said in the email.

Then FUCK god.

[Minimalist]

Of course.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/nc-repub...or-christ/

NC Republican reveals his ‘primary mission’ as congressman: ‘We’re here as emissaries for Christ’

Rep. Robert Pittenger (R-NC) appeared last week alongside Reps. Trent Franks (R-AZ) and Louie Gohmert (R-TX) at the weeklong “Celebrate America” revival meeting in Washington, D.C., reported Right Wing Watch.

Trent Franks is my congressman and I can assure you that, although he is not as well known as Gohmert, he is every bit the same kind of loose turd.

[Minimalist]

Nah.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/florida-...ok-stupid/

Florida Republican: Donald Trump is a Democratic plot to make GOP look stupid

The one thing the Dems do not have to do is "make" the republicunts look stupid.  They've got it covered.