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I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:32 am
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Since 2011 you have known me as Whateverist the Grey. But we are poised on a momentous occasion which will surely go down in the anals of Vorlon. I stand poised at 99 reps to undergo a transition which many of the immortals have already accomplished. With my next rep -unless all this shameless whoring loses me a couple I already have- I too will pass over to the other side just as Stimbo, Rhythm, Chthulu and Min (twice).
The only question remaining is who will be the one? Who will lift me into their august company?
Prepare for the return of Whateverist .. the Cracker!
Now fly you fools!
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:35 am
I can't rep you. But good luck.
I'm only fourteen behind you.
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:37 am
Likewise. Good luck in attaining your godhood too. I can almost smell the burnt offerings. (I wonder if there will be a cash stipend as well?)
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:40 am
Give this man what he wants!
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:45 am
Oh boy, there will be a cash stipend. Maybe this will get the wife off my back about finding something to do in retirement.
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:46 am
Because spending time here with us is clearly a waste of your time. Fuck her.
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July 19, 2015 at 1:51 am
I will. Don't worry, I'll give you credit. She'll wonder what has gotten into me so soon before the first of the month. Wait, I'd better check with Beccs to see if I'm healthy enough for twice monthly boning.
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:53 am
I got you Mo'Fo.
(But only because I thought I'd already done it!)
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:56 am
The whateverist has earned the perfect score!
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RE: I will soon be gone.
July 19, 2015 at 1:56 am
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Min eclipses all the barriers.
I deem this thread 'The Apotheosis of Whateverist.'
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