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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 6, 2013 at 4:32 pm
Here was i thinking this guy was a kook, when all the time he's an unwitting comedy goldmine!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 6, 2013 at 7:40 pm
Case in point:

(October 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm)Monolens Wrote: Russian word for shit is “GoWno”. Again the cow coming.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 8, 2013 at 2:18 am
http://atheistforums.org/thread-21249-page-4.html

freedomfromfallacy Wrote:The creator of this ridiculous thread wishes to extend his sincere smiles and gratitude to the following forum member for carrying this thread into the fourth page....

"Sword Of Christ"

Were it not for you hilarious and often highly illogical contributions, this thread may have ended long ago.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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October 10, 2013 at 4:04 am
(October 9, 2013 at 7:00 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(October 9, 2013 at 6:58 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: OMG! Pajama Party! J/K, I like you, just not in that way Wink

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Who knows. You could learn to like my dick as much as you like your own.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 10, 2013 at 6:22 am
I have another I think is worthy.

(October 10, 2013 at 5:50 am)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(October 9, 2013 at 10:30 pm)Brakeman Wrote: So should Nazi armbands be banned? KKK Headdresses? The real crimes and violent polarization instigated by these fraudulent superstitions justify banning.

State television is not allowed to publish commercial advertisements with claims that are patently untrue. One can allow unfettered self determination without allowing fraudulent and dishonest behavior. Having disclaimers and BS warnings during public religious proselytizations would quickly dry up the believer crowd.

Only if people were ducks.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 10, 2013 at 11:17 am
(October 10, 2013 at 9:49 am)Crossless1 Wrote:
(October 10, 2013 at 9:47 am)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: I did provide evidence.
That is what the topics consisted of.

In 307 posts, the only thing you've offered is your throat.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 11, 2013 at 11:11 am

(October 10, 2013 at 6:08 pm)Ryantology Wrote: ... every time you say the word 'epistemology', a jstrodel gets his wings.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 14, 2013 at 6:31 am
(October 14, 2013 at 5:45 am)Tonus Wrote: Waiter! An order of Pascal's Wager, with extra cowardice! Hold the imagination please! Thanks!

This one falls in the same category as Apo's "Taxi! Step on it and follow that goalpost!", I think Smile
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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October 17, 2013 at 3:07 am
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 17, 2013 at 2:33 pm
I didn't know we could self-nominate! Oh well, that's it now, the gloves are well and truly off!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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