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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Yet another gun nut who is at least a nut shorter!

http://www.contracostatimes.com/breaking...f-genitals


Quote:Marin deputies allege Richmond man shot self in genitals

Nice aim.
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Another armed genius.

http://www.progressnewspaper.org/Content...182/190526


Quote:Harman told authorities he accidentally shot himself while twirling a .22 revolver “cowboy style” around his finger when it discharged. He was treated then transferred to Parkview.

Yeah...that WILL happen!
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Thanks for the laughs, Gun Nut Nation!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/road-rag...da-family/


Quote:Road-raging Mercedes driver shoots himself in the leg while waving rifle and handgun at Florida family

He should bleed to death.  Asshole.
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Lucky he didn't hit a pothole while he was waiving his dick around and shoot someone (other than himself).  He'll get 10 years if they charge him with so much as a traffic infraction btw, Florida is a 10/20/Life state, mandatory minimums. Remember a few years back when politicians stumped into office on a law granting floridians the states seal of approval to both carry loaded weapons in their vehicles -and- shoot from them when they felt "threatened"? Elderly folks at the voting booths....worried that a carjacker will get them before cancer does, providing the backdrop in which a moron like this feels comfortable in his decision to be a moron.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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This is a rich white guy with a Mercedes.  They don't go to jail.
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They're a dime in a dozen in Ft. Myers, whole lotta beachfront.  Florida's mandatory minimums might surprise the shit out of you on this one.. guess we'll have to wait and see.  If it goes as it should...he'd get ten for having the gun in his possession during the commision of a crime...20 for having used it (by shooting himself, no less..lol). Not that I'd be completely thrown aback if he escaped the law, of course.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Oklahoman shot in the head...apparently there were no vital organs to be damaged.

http://www.koco.com/news/oklahoma-city-w...r/35347968


Quote:Oklahoma City woman accidentally shoots boyfriend, mistaking him for intruder

That gun sure keeps you safe!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Good work, Grandpa.  Consider yourself lucky that you are not short one granddaughter!

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=36617668&nid=148

Quote:11-year-old girl accidentally shoots 13-year-old sister in neck
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
No, lady. guns don't belong in kitchen cabinets.

http://www.candgnews.com/news/woman-acci...self-86367


Quote:According to West Bloomfield Deputy Police Chief Curt Lawson, the 59-year-old woman was reaching for something in a kitchen cabinet when a .45-caliber pistol fell off the shelf, struck the counter and discharged. The woman was shot in the stomach.
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http://accidentalgunshots.tumblr.com/image/88569051683

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