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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
I expect any number of copy cats over here, soon.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news...50111.aspx


Quote:Russian woman accidentally shoots herself while taking selfie
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Here's a clue.  The vest did not work.  The gun did.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/natio.../27896351/


Quote:Man dies 'fooling around' with bulletproof vest, gun

Idiots with guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
You put a melon in the vest, not your best bud .......though I suppose the distinction is probably academic with these fuckers.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
This makes me think of idiots who have killed themselves with "blanks," such as:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum

And people seek intelligent life on other planets, when we have failed to find it on this one.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Let's see what Gun Nut Nation has for us today.

Ah, more of the same.

http://pix11.com/2015/05/26/yonkers-girl...lf-source/

Quote:Girl, 4, in critical condition after accidentally shooting herself
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
I guess it is nice to see the kids striking back.

http://www.ksfy.com/home/headlines/Man-a...4.facebook


Quote:Man accidentally shot, killed by 4 year old in Brown County, authorities say
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
One in the chamber strikes again!

http://www.myleaderpaper.com/news/police...M.facebook


Quote:Barnhart man shoots self while cleaning handgun

Always a good idea to point the gun at your own abdomen, I suppose.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Crazy fucks with guns.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/gun-nut-...uspicious/

Quote:Gun nut arrested for pointing pistol at peaceful Muslim couple she considered ‘suspicious’


Quote:On Thursday, Muhawesh tweeted police records showing Knoble faces charges related assault and “terrorist threats.”


Turns out it was a pellet gun but that doesn't seem to matter.
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Quote: The attacker, a “self-appointed watchwoman” named Nancy Kay Knoble, began pounding on the car’s windows and doors, and commanding the Abumayalehs to get out of the vehicle.


Anyone want to bet against me that this cunt and George Zimmerman would score perfectly on eHarmony's 29 levels of compatibility?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Lucky it wasn't Florida - where she could be shot as a carjacker.  
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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