in my anus
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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in my anus
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
. No sphincters were
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
, but luckily the
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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