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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 26, 2015 at 7:43 pm
Then he thought to himself "Holy fuck this is exponential!"
For he realized that first it was 3 words, then a sentence, and now three sentences.
"Fucking hell it will be three paragraphs each next." he said to himself loudly as onlookers correctly recognized him as psychotic.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 26, 2015 at 8:39 pm
The problem with being completely crazy is that you have no idea that you are even slightly crazy.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 27, 2015 at 3:58 am
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Upon deciding to go for an afternoon walk, he met a man mumbling to himself and playing with some string in the park. He said his name was Ryantology!
(2 sentences was needed!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 27, 2015 at 5:21 am
You're probably now wondering how much of what I describe is real and how much is just in his head.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 27, 2015 at 5:35 am
not cool bro!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 27, 2015 at 8:08 am
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So easily was his grip on reality lost that these outbursts weren't uncommon.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 27, 2015 at 6:18 pm
In fact they were so absolutely commonplace that he was unable to string a sentence together without - holy shit it's the gerbils over there looking at me!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 28, 2015 at 6:07 am
That's right: I, the narrator, am also the main character in this story.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
October 28, 2015 at 6:17 am
It all started with my mother's inability to breastfeed me as a baby. Something about her wanting us to just be friends.
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