RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:06 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:07 pm by Losty.)
Ontop of spaghetti
Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:06 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:07 pm by Losty.)
Ontop of spaghetti
with menstrual sauce
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
and juicy meatballs
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:10 pm by Losty.)
Covered in cheese
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:11 pm by Lucanus.)
I barfed discreetly
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:11 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:11 pm by Losty.)
"Mother of meatballs!"
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(This post was last modified: February 22, 2015 at 2:12 pm by c172.)
"Aunt Jemima Motherfuckers!"
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Losty exclaimed. "They
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
think they can
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
sneak one up
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