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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 10:47 am
the time with
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 10:48 am
who knows what.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

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#6033
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 10:48 am
Maybe some pudding
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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#6034
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 10:56 am
. Everyone Shut Up!!!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6035
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 11:01 am
Put the money
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 11:02 am
where your other
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#6037
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 11:11 am
vagina hole is
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#6038
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 12:01 pm
, and kill a
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 1:06 pm
kunt lice lurking
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 15, 2015 at 3:53 pm
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