How many miles of gator was he proposing be let loose in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California?
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 (October 2, 2019 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many miles of gator was he proposing be let loose in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California? The gators will stay in the moat. If they try to leave, just shoot them in the legs to slow them down. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (October 2, 2019 at 7:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 2, 2019 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: How many miles of gator was he proposing be let loose in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California? I'll try to get my cousins to volunteer for that duty. I talked some of them into going to the Area 51 storming. Don't know if they're back yet.
The it-would-be-funny-if-it-wasn't-so-sad bit:
Quote:a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. How would you like to be the aide who gets tasked with making THAT call? 'Big Hank's House O' Reptiles. This is Hank.' 'Hi, Hank, just a quick question: I've got a 2000 mile long ditch I need to fill with alligators. What would that cost me?' 'You...wait, what?' 'If you could also include shipping in the estimate, that would be great.' 'Don't call here again.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
"I'm the real whistleblower."
-- Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani "The president of the United States is the whistleblower." -- WH senior policy adviser Stephen Miller
'Like every American, I deserve to meet my accuser.' - Trump, apparently forgetting that the right to confront your accuser applies only to doing so in a court of law. So, you know...ok.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
So the orange jackass actually wanted moats with snakes or gators at the border. Really you stupid fuck? Ok, send Ukraine catapults while you are at it. I wish I was making this shit up, but this is the same fucker who thinks you can destroy a hurricane by nuking it.
(October 2, 2019 at 9:10 am)Brian37 Wrote: So the orange jackass actually wanted moats with snakes or gators at the border. Really you stupid fuck? Ok, send Ukraine catapults while you are at it. I wish I was making this shit up, but this is the same fucker who thinks you can destroy a hurricane by nuking it. Again, he has no filters. Never had a consequence to saying something horribly stupid when he was a kid. (October 2, 2019 at 9:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(October 2, 2019 at 9:10 am)Brian37 Wrote: So the orange jackass actually wanted moats with snakes or gators at the border. Really you stupid fuck? Ok, send Ukraine catapults while you are at it. I wish I was making this shit up, but this is the same fucker who thinks you can destroy a hurricane by nuking it. No shit. He had daddy issues and still does. That is the scariest part of all this. The worst monsters in human history pretty much were abused as kids, mentally if not physically as well.
Historical update:
'Damn Donald Trump! Damn everyone who won’t damn Donald Trump!! Damn everyone that won’t put lights in his windows and sit up all night damning Donald Trump!!!' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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