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March 12, 2019 at 10:27 pm
Boru; THAT was fucking hilarious .
Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't everyone;'s cup of tea, but he's mine;
WARNNG: OBSCENE LANGUAGE;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arY57gOCdV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_cp-xxHsw
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March 13, 2019 at 1:24 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 10:27 pm)fredd bear Wrote: Boru; THAT was fucking hilarious .
Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't everyone;'s cup of tea, but he's mine;
WARNNG: OBSCENE LANGUAGE;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arY57gOCdV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG_cp-xxHsw
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March 13, 2019 at 1:29 pm
Boss: "We've had a complaint about you so I'm going to have to suspend you."
Me: *Hands over gun, badge, handcuffs, and extra ammo*.
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a cardiologist!"
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March 14, 2019 at 12:17 am
If only this was a joke:
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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March 14, 2019 at 2:19 am
(March 14, 2019 at 12:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If only this was a joke:
Oh Fluck!
I still remember something I heard a priest say, from the pulpit, when I was about 15:
It was a homily about sexuality , about which the priest was obviously an authority-and expert-in-his-own -mind
He said"-------no one wants an unchaste child". I remember thinking "Well, I'm fucked", having discovered masturbation the year before.
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March 17, 2019 at 4:29 pm
Boru
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March 19, 2019 at 12:47 am
Ricky Gervais "If death is just the end, what's the point?" Scene
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March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm
The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.
Boru
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March 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm
(March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.
Boru
You can't get a speeding ticket if you outrun the cop car.
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March 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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(March 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off.
Boru
You can't get a speeding ticket if you outrun the cop car.
Quite right.
They get your address from your number plate, then wait a bit, and go to your house and arrest you.
When my grandfather was first a copper, around 1900, he had a police bicycle. He considered gambling as harmless. He hated con men and wife beaters..
------So, when conducting a raid on the local two up school**, he would ride his bike slowly down the middle of the road ringing his bell loudly. -----When he retired, the two up school gave him a beautiful easy chair. We still have it.
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**Two-up is a traditional Australian gambling game, involving a designated "spinner" throwing two coins or pennies into the air. Players bet on whether the coins will fall with both heads (obverse) up, both tails (reverse) up, or with one coin a head and one a tail (known as "Ewan"). It is traditionally played on Anzac Day in pubs and clubs throughout Australia, in part to mark a shared experience with Diggers through the ages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-up
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