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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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If you took all the blood vessels out of a human body and laid them end to end, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison and true crime documentaries would be made about your heinous act, you sick fuck.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Ah, some people really have hard lives
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
From now on when somebody says "I will pray for you" to me --- I will reply - "Next time I jerk off, I will think of you".
We'll see how THEY like being on the receiving end for a change...
Since we're into below the belt jokes today here's one about a cameltoe
![[Image: camel.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/yYKLgctd/camel.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
![[Image: 69584096_3516798211667210_59628203711188...e=5E0CAF8D]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69584096_3516798211667210_5962820371118817280_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQloiw05C8bPkEHJVrzQhkzN6Mrzql-bOPw0nyt3UytQtDCTC4nFPvauf0OeykD8ZJs&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=2541c89c86868c1250283eb14661efd0&oe=5E0CAF8D) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Sometimes, you see a sign that just ruins your plans for the day.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
![[Image: 70315744_3519911231355908_77693043562134...e=5E141C51]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/70315744_3519911231355908_7769304356213489664_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQmLNOi9O5NMVrsIKG65TAxHrSpJ0Fnzb-1lpaqONGY9_P0cXfTLXzNDbXMWR9Pmk5Q&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=2a0a87502b40d3ad40e6b616fea618da&oe=5E141C51) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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