Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[onlinebiker]

Scientists use metric system in the lab. Imperial system is more for the masses.

True enough. I used mostly the metric system when in the antenna design business. I busted out laughing the first time I had to spin balance a space craft (career change) and the specs were slug-feet^2 for the moment of inertia. 

See if memory serves - 

234 ÷ freq (mhz) = 1/4  λ (feet)?

[Fireball]

True enough. I used mostly the metric system when in the antenna design business. I busted out laughing the first time I had to spin balance a space craft (career change) and the specs were slug-feet^2 for the moment of inertia. 

See if memory serves - 

234 ÷ freq (mhz) = 1/4  λ (feet)?

Our rule of thumb was at 1 GHz, one wavelength is so close to 12" that it hardly matters. Though, to be fair, all the range testing that wasn't angular measure was in Imperial measure. Your numbers are very close to my numbers, here.

[Fake Messiah]

[Fireball]

He's a reporter! Where's his notepad so he can jot down info about that fire?

[onlinebiker]

He's a reporter! Where's his notepad so he can jot down info about that fire?

Who needs notes?

Fred Phelp's merry band of inflamed sphincters is in flames.

Such wonderful happenings is nigh unforgettable.

[Amarok]

onlinebiker

Too bad you needed Germany to do that and  they adopted the metric system in 1870 .

Once again - you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Germany HALF adopted it.

Tell me the thread size and pitch for a 98 Mauser.

Answer - metric size - inch pitch.

And I know why - and you don't.


Yup i got the year of the offical adoption off by two years (The German Empire adopted it in  1872  )  I Honestly just forgot the percise year , And half of adoption is still an adoption (i'll also point out that even when they were using alt systems like the Pfund/Zollpfund tags were still in grams  ) . Not to mention it really doesn't alter my quip so this little temper tantrum of yours wasn't needed .Nor is your irrelevant boasting .

[onlinebiker]

onlinebiker

Too bad you needed Germany to do that and  they adopted the metric system in 1870 .

Once again - you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Germany HALF adopted it.

Tell me the thread size and pitch for a 98 Mauser.

Answer - metric size - inch pitch.

And I know why - and you don't.


Yup i got the year of the offical adoption off by two years (The German Empire adopted it in  1872  )  I Honestly just forgot the percise year , And half of adoption is still an adoption (i'll also point out that even when they were using alt systems like the Pfund/Zollpfund tags were still in grams  ) . Not to mention it really doesn't alter my quip so this little temper tantrum of yours wasn't needed .Nor is your irrelevant boasting .

Temper tantrum?


Nooo...

Just correcting your know it all bullshit.

[Amarok]

Hmm guess god wasn't In the mood for a miraculous intervention that day

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onlinebiker

Once again - you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Germany HALF adopted it.

Tell me the thread size and pitch for a 98 Mauser.

Answer - metric size - inch pitch.

And I know why - and you don't.


Yup i got the year of the offical adoption off by two years (The German Empire adopted it in  1872  )  I Honestly just forgot the percise year , And half of adoption is still an adoption (i'll also point out that even when they were using alt systems like the Pfund/Zollpfund tags were still in grams  ) . Not to mention it really doesn't alter my quip so this little temper tantrum of yours wasn't needed .Nor is your irrelevant boasting .

Temper tantrum?


Nooo...

Just correcting your know it all bullshit.

Nope temper tantrum a huge overreaction to a minor error .

You actually more nitpicked and in vain really 

And it's funny you keep accusing of being a know it all when I freely acknowledge when I make an  honest error

[onlinebiker]

Hmm guess god wasn't In the mood for a miraculous intervention that day

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Temper tantrum?


Nooo...

Just correcting your know it all bullshit.

Nope temper tantrum a huge overreaction to a minor error .

You actually more nitpicked and in vain really 

And it's funny you keep accusing of being a know it all when I freely acknowledge when I make an  honest error

Get stuffed.

You think that some politician makes a decree and the world changes.


It took Germany almost 50 years to " go metric".

So fuck your bullshit trying to bust America ' s balls for not changing overnight.

Fucking cumstain shitbag.

[Amarok]

Hmm guess god wasn't In the mood for a miraculous intervention that day

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Nope temper tantrum a huge overreaction to a minor error .

You actually more nitpicked and in vain really 

And it's funny you keep accusing of being a know it all when I freely acknowledge when I make an  honest error

Get stuffed.

You think that some politician makes a decree and the world changes.


It took Germany almost 50 years to " go metric".

So fuck your bullshit trying to bust America ' s balls for not changing overnight.

Fucking cumstain shitbag.

You know it's funny Boru does a joke about America and the Metric system no response . I do a joke about America and the Metric system and it gets your panties in a twist and apprently i'm "busting America's bulls " over not adopting the Metric system . Anyway this threads for light hearted funny shit not for another feud with you . We now return this thread to it's original purpose with a cat with a mustache