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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2019 at 6:19 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 30, 2019 at 5:55 pm
If you took all the blood vessels out of a human body and laid them end to end, you'd spend the rest of your life in prison and true crime documentaries would be made about your heinous act, you sick fuck.

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August 30, 2019 at 10:56 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 31, 2019 at 7:54 am
Ah, some people really have hard lives

Quote:Why are guys so terrible at making women cum?

Granted, I’ve had sex with only five guys—but in my mind that’s five too many. Men skip foreplay, they don’t return the favor when it comes to oral, and they’re so eager to get their penises in my vagina, they barely touch me before doing so! THIS MAKES ME FEEL USED. I’m a giving woman by nature, but I feel like men just take. 

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2019 at 12:16 pm
From now on when somebody says "I will pray for you" to me --- I will reply - "Next time I jerk off, I will think of you".

We'll see how THEY like being on the receiving end for a change...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 31, 2019 at 2:50 pm
Since we're into below the belt jokes today here's one about a cameltoe

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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September 6, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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September 7, 2019 at 9:52 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 9, 2019 at 12:14 pm
Sometimes, you see a sign that just ruins your plans for the day.

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September 10, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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