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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 4:30 pm
(November 14, 2019 at 2:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 14, 2019 at 2:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: You must convict.

Or is this the new Cinderella with a more gritty edge.

Can you imagine...

Instead of a fairy godmother it’s an LGBT Godperson...

Right. And the entire Disney community will completely lose their shit over it.  Panic
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2019 at 5:51 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2019 at 5:53 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 18, 2019 at 6:41 pm
Ran across a mnemonic for remembering the order of the planets in our system.

Mary's Virgin Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 27, 2019 at 1:37 am
Sunbathe your asshole

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 27, 2019 at 5:40 pm
is a Cijnn (the OP) similar to a Dihnn/a Jin/'islamic daemon'?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 29, 2019 at 3:14 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2019 at 3:17 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(November 27, 2019 at 5:40 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: is a Cijnn (the OP) similar to a Dihnn/a Jin/'islamic daemon'?

You'll need to ask SoldierOfGod, but I doubt it will respond.  It seems to have run off with its tail between its legs when we asked for evidence of its god, or to support its other claim that Noah was 80+ feet tall.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 1, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2019 at 10:25 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 8, 2019 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: December 8, 2019 at 10:52 pm by ignoramus.)
Guys, this is a guaranteed crackup!
Is it is mandatory prerequisite to be a gay male in order to work in a takeout driverthru or something ...















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