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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2019 at 12:41 am
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Let's see who gets this one...
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 31, 2019 at 2:16 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2019 at 4:21 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2019 at 7:00 pm
Some people say that life is like a box of chocolates.

I think life is like a vagina.

Sometimes it’s messy, sometimes it’s not. Sometimes it can get very hairy, but there’s always somone trying to insert themselves into it or telling you what to do with it.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2019 at 7:09 pm
Star Wars fans should be aware that 'lightsaber' is an anagram of 'bagel shirt'. 

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 1:43 am
(November 13, 2019 at 7:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Some people say that life is like a box of chocolates.

I think life is like a vagina.

Sometimes it’s messy, sometimes it’s not.  Sometimes it can get very hairy, but there’s always somone trying to insert themselves into it or telling you what to do with it.

You calling me a pussy Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 12:27 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2019 at 12:53 pm by Rev. Rye.)
One YouTuber I'm subscribed to, Mumkey Jones, recently went through a bit of drama, including having a sex tape leaked. Here he talks about it (not really uncensored; do you seriously think Youtube would allow that?), and around 2:36, he says one of the funniest things I've heard him say in a while. "And yes, if my Pateron hits $10,000 [a month], I will film my Grandma reacting to my sex tape."






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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm
(November 14, 2019 at 1:43 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(November 13, 2019 at 7:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Some people say that life is like a box of chocolates.

I think life is like a vagina.

Sometimes it’s messy, sometimes it’s not.  Sometimes it can get very hairy, but there’s always somone trying to insert themselves into it or telling you what to do with it.

You calling me a pussy Dunno

If the tampon fits...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 2:32 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2019 at 2:32 pm by downbeatplumb.)
(November 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 14, 2019 at 1:43 am)ignoramus Wrote: You calling me a pussy Dunno

If the tampon fits...

You must convict.

Or is this the new Cinderella with a more gritty edge.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2019 at 2:35 pm
(November 14, 2019 at 2:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(November 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If the tampon fits...

You must convict.

Or is this the new Cinderella with a more gritty edge.

Can you imagine...

Instead of a fairy godmother it’s an LGBT Godperson...

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