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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 14, 2019 at 2:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 14, 2019 at 2:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: You must convict.

Or is this the new Cinderella with a more gritty edge.

Can you imagine...

Instead of a fairy godmother it’s an LGBT Godperson...

Right. And the entire Disney community will completely lose their shit over it.  Panic
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Ran across a mnemonic for remembering the order of the planets in our system.

Mary's Virgin Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbour

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Sunbathe your asshole

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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is a Cijnn (the OP) similar to a Dihnn/a Jin/'islamic daemon'?
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(November 27, 2019 at 5:40 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: is a Cijnn (the OP) similar to a Dihnn/a Jin/'islamic daemon'?

You'll need to ask SoldierOfGod, but I doubt it will respond.  It seems to have run off with its tail between its legs when we asked for evidence of its god, or to support its other claim that Noah was 80+ feet tall.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Guys, this is a guaranteed crackup!
Is it is mandatory prerequisite to be a gay male in order to work in a takeout driverthru or something ...















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