Posts: 11763
Threads: 125
Joined: January 11, 2010
Reputation:
45
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 11, 2020 at 8:09 pm
(This post was last modified: February 11, 2020 at 8:11 pm by Rev. Rye.)
![[Image: EKzEWnIX0AESm13?format=jpg&name=large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKzEWnIX0AESm13?format=jpg&name=large)
Rob McElhenney recently retweeted this image, saying "Hey @disneyplus we’re ready for this. Please don’t read the script. Thanks" I discovered this on Alison Lohman's twitter feed (the real one, not the dakimakura by my side right now  ).
Also, good lord, did I just use a heart emoji?
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png)
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Posts: 34754
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
145
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 19, 2020 at 10:34 pm
I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.
Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...
Dying to live, living to die.
Posts: 9376
Threads: 19
Joined: September 8, 2015
Reputation:
79
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 20, 2020 at 12:11 am
(February 19, 2020 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.
Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...
Or leave the toilet seat up. I've never understood that one. I grew up with two parents, and four boys and four girls in the family. It wasn't until I got married that I had to hear squalling about the toilet seat being left up. Dates never bitched about it. As a compromise, I leave the lid down. Fair is fair. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Posts: 9538
Threads: 410
Joined: October 3, 2018
Reputation:
17
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 20, 2020 at 12:23 am
If they bitch about the toilet seat being up - wrap it in Saran Wrap.....
Of course you should enjoy living alone.....
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 20, 2020 at 3:52 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 13900
Threads: 262
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation:
82
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 20, 2020 at 2:24 pm
(February 20, 2020 at 12:11 am)Fireball Wrote: (February 19, 2020 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I never understood guys who pay a fortune for a dominatrix to abuse them.
Guys, just get married and fold the sheets the wrong way...
Or leave the toilet seat up. I've never understood that one. I grew up with two parents, and four boys and four girls in the family. It wasn't until I got married that I had to hear squalling about the toilet seat being left up. Dates never bitched about it. As a compromise, I leave the lid down. Fair is fair.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Posts: 34754
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
145
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2020 at 5:44 pm
I had a really vivid nightmare last night.
I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror. I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.
There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.
The room was dimly lit.
One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"
I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible. There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"
Then I woke up!
Dying to live, living to die.
Posts: 44141
Threads: 530
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm
(February 21, 2020 at 5:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I had a really vivid nightmare last night.
I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror. I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.
There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.
The room was dimly lit.
One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"
I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible. There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"
Then I woke up!
Suuuure you woke up.
Ever have dream so vivid that you woke up confused as to whether it was real?
I recently had one where I was working in the wood shop, when I heard a loud racket in the front garden. I went to see what it was and my wife was taking the body panels off her car. When I asked why, she said, ‘I can’t find my ocelot.’ It was such a bizarre comment that it woke me. I got out of bed and was half way to the front door before I realized it was a dream - I was going to go out and make sure she got the car put back together.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 20476
Threads: 447
Joined: June 16, 2014
Reputation:
111
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 21, 2020 at 11:04 pm
Yeah, OK, I get it! But don't keep us in suspense. Did she find her ocelot?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Posts: 34754
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
145
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 22, 2020 at 4:18 am
(February 21, 2020 at 6:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (February 21, 2020 at 5:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I had a really vivid nightmare last night.
I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror. I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.
There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.
The room was dimly lit.
One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"
I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible. There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"
Then I woke up!
Suuuure you woke up.
Ever have dream so vivid that you woke up confused as to whether it was real?
I recently had one where I was working in the wood shop, when I heard a loud racket in the front garden. I went to see what it was and my wife was taking the body panels off her car. When I asked why, she said, ‘I can’t find my ocelot.’ It was such a bizarre comment that it woke me. I got out of bed and was half way to the front door before I realized it was a dream - I was going to go out and make sure she got the car put back together.
Boru
Not that I can recall.
I did once get up for work, had a shower, got dressed and left the house. Halfway down the driveway I realised it was Saturday and I wasn't working.
Dying to live, living to die.
|
![[Image: 3pqom8.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/3pqom8.jpg)
