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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 2, 2020 at 7:41 am
(February 27, 2020 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What could it hurt? https://imgur.com/gallery/97Hs2bj
it also goes the other way
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 2, 2020 at 11:29 am
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(February 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is NOT a drill!! This is NOT a drill!!
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Boru
Correct. That is not a drill, it is a hammer.
Next?
(March 1, 2020 at 10:09 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Alexa: The Amazon stocks have dropped significantly. What should I do?
Buy more now or I may not be able to help you soon!
Interesting question. If Alexa stopped, what might happen?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 2, 2020 at 1:24 pm
(March 2, 2020 at 11:29 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: (February 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is NOT a drill!! This is NOT a drill!!
Boru
Correct. That is not a drill, it is a hammer.
Next?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 3, 2020 at 6:35 am
Deepak Chopra gave a talk on healing coronavirus via the right nutrition.
It involved a lot of salad. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 3, 2020 at 11:09 am
(March 2, 2020 at 1:24 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: (March 2, 2020 at 11:29 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: Correct. That is not a drill, it is a hammer.
Next?
And at the end of every hammer there should be a tool.
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March 4, 2020 at 9:08 pm
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Just got an email from Kevin @ Universes R Us.
He told me that their servers have been infected by a virus. Somehow the software has breached the virtual program called Earth 4.0 but is not sure how the AI for the VR sim will manifest this.
To put my mind at easy he stated that if the program ends up wiping out humanity, he'll just restore the sim to a previous state.
Just like the last 3 incantations.
Earth 1.0 --- the virus was so bad he flooded the virtual planet for shits and giggles
Earth 2.0 --- codenamed: INCA
Earth 3.0 --- codenamed: ATLANTIS
I'll keep you guys posted with any updates I get from Kev.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 9, 2020 at 1:08 pm
Now this was a guy ahead of his time. I mean did anyone say "space force"?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2020 at 6:20 pm
Do you like questions?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2020 at 6:15 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 21, 2020 at 12:42 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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