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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(February 21, 2020 at 11:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, OK, I get it! But don't keep us in suspense. Did she find her ocelot?

She did not.  Sadly, it turns out that the Automotively Hidden Dream Ocelot is an extinct species.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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When I was attending university, I had two jobs and was taking 17 (semester) units. I got up, showered, shaved, etc., and went to school. The parking lot was deserted. It was a school holiday. Glad there weren't a lot of people around.  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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I keep having a recurring vision of an Aussie surgeon handcuffed to a table.  Wonder what that means...

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(February 22, 2020 at 10:58 am)Fireball Wrote: When I was attending university, I had two jobs and was taking 17 (semester) units. I got up, showered, shaved, etc., and went to school. The parking lot was deserted. It was a school holiday. Glad there weren't a lot of people around.  Hehe

When I was in the service- stat ioned ashore - we stood 4 section duty. 12 hour shifts. 2 day shifts. 2 days off. 2 night shifts. 3 days off. Repeat.

You show up at the galley for breakfast and there is a bunch of guys from one of the other sections there....
"What are you guys doing here?" earns you being laughed at - as it dawns on you that you got up and put on your uniform -on your day off.....

Last laugh is on them - you get to go back to bed....
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When I was stationed in Puerto Rico I was one of the night MAA's in the WAVE barracks. Weekdays I worked from knock-off to turn-to, weekends I worked 24 straight. Then three days off. In the Caribbean. Life was hard, so hard.
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What could it hurt? https://imgur.com/gallery/97Hs2bj

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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This is NOT a drill!!  This is NOT a drill!!

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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(February 27, 2020 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What could it hurt? https://imgur.com/gallery/97Hs2bj

Dogs are wolves with the interesting part bred out of them.

(February 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This is NOT a drill!!  This is NOT a drill!!

[Image: images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTS_ZIGX6n_wHfW4TfYk...9X8_3hDk3z]

Boru

Cap could pick it up, he was just being polite.
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What if AIs already know more than they should?

Alexa, where's my dad?"

Your father is in Vegas.

Fooled you. My father is right here?

No. You mother's husband is right there. Your father is currently screwing a hooker in Vegas.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Alexa: The Amazon stocks have dropped significantly. What should I do?

Buy more now or I may not be able to help you soon!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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