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February 22, 2020 at 7:26 am
(February 21, 2020 at 11:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, OK, I get it! But don't keep us in suspense. Did she find her ocelot?
She did not. Sadly, it turns out that the Automotively Hidden Dream Ocelot is an extinct species.
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February 22, 2020 at 10:58 am
When I was attending university, I had two jobs and was taking 17 (semester) units. I got up, showered, shaved, etc., and went to school. The parking lot was deserted. It was a school holiday. Glad there weren't a lot of people around.
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February 23, 2020 at 7:23 am
I keep having a recurring vision of an Aussie surgeon handcuffed to a table. Wonder what that means...
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February 23, 2020 at 10:20 am
When I was stationed in Puerto Rico I was one of the night MAA's in the WAVE barracks. Weekdays I worked from knock-off to turn-to, weekends I worked 24 straight. Then three days off. In the Caribbean. Life was hard, so hard.
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February 27, 2020 at 8:18 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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February 29, 2020 at 8:20 pm
This is NOT a drill!! This is NOT a drill!!
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March 1, 2020 at 9:30 pm
What if AIs already know more than they should?
Alexa, where's my dad?"
Your father is in Vegas.
Fooled you. My father is right here?
No. You mother's husband is right there. Your father is currently screwing a hooker in Vegas.
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March 1, 2020 at 10:09 pm
Alexa: The Amazon stocks have dropped significantly. What should I do?
Buy more now or I may not be able to help you soon!
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