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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 4:13 am (This post was last modified: February 12, 2024 at 4:16 am by Goosebump. Edit Reason: me )
I told a young guy at the door of my building he should quit smoking. That I had smoked and it was the best thing for me once I quit. I realized I was me telling me to be me. Jokes on all of us I assume.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 5:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 5:29 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 12, 2024 at 5:31 am
IT's close. But he experecne is somehow different. If I ever figure it out probalby won't share the weath.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 13, 2024 at 5:16 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 13, 2024 at 1:38 pm
(February 12, 2024 at 5:31 am)Goosebump Wrote: IT's close. But he experecne is somehow different. If I ever figure it out probalby won't share the weath.

Iz dat unglish?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 13, 2024 at 7:36 pm
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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 13, 2024 at 9:35 pm
Happy Valentine's Day

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 13, 2024 at 9:39 pm
Little known Star Wars fact:
Even though Anakin hails from Tatooine, he had a thing for Uranus.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 14, 2024 at 5:37 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2024 at 5:37 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Taylor Swift if she lived in Florida:
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