(July 21, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Cato Wrote: I am tired of hearing the same old stories, particularly those that assume I've never heard it before, but Jesus can be a source of mild amusement. Whenever I have the misfortune of needing to talk to the cable company I always complain that I'm subsidizing 15 channels of Jesus and demand a monthly discount. I get a kick out of the reactions.
Yeah, we need some new Jebus stories.
Hollywood are into the whole "reboot" thing right now. Perhaps a Jesus reboot, set in the modern age.
Jesus comes back and starts hunting down the descendants of those who killed him. And then he wanders the South and starts eliminating all those who do shit in his name but have apparently never read the bible.
"Jesus: The Vendetta"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"