RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2015 at 4:23 pm by Pyrrho.)
(April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Fromper Wrote: I'm a Reform Pastafarian. Being vegetarian, I don't believe the FSM has meatballs.
HERETIC!
Everyone knows that the FSM is not limited by human imagination. The FSM can be both with and without meatballs simultaneously. A bit like Schrödinger's cat.
And indeed, calling Him "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" is imposing a false limitation on His Divine Essence, as He takes many forms, of which here are only a few:
The FSM also is not limited to only tomato sauce, but can be many things, like Alfredo or pesto.
So, do not blaspheme against the Great and Wise FSM, for He exceeds the limits of imagination. His Noodly Appendages embrace all things, and His Sauce covers all things.
Ramen.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.