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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
April 3, 2014 at 2:40 pm
As an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I approve this thread.

However, I must warn you that a couple of posts tread perilously close to apastacy.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm
(April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Fromper Wrote: I'm a Reform Pastafarian. Being vegetarian, I don't believe the FSM has meatballs.


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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2015 at 12:44 pm by IanHulett.)
Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!! Shock
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 12:52 pm
Join me brothers and sisters in the tomato-fueled Jihad against those who lack garlic...
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 12:57 pm
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Truly, I was lost until I felt the warm and slightly slimy embrace of His Noodly Appendages. I realised He had been there for me all my life, all I needed to do was take the Fork of Truth and sample His essence.
The FSM (sauce be upon him) saved me, and that means He can save you all.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm
He boiled for us, man.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm
Would the use of rice noodles in east Asia be evidence of the spread of Pastafarianism, or is it possible evidence of the FSM making a separate revelation?
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm
I think that this joke is about 10 years too late at this point.
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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm
(July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I think that this joke is about 10 years too late at this point.

Eh, still fun though.

Christianity is about 2000 years late.
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