(July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:(July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!!
Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.
I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.
Nope. Wrong. Spaghetti came from Italy, ergo FSM is Italian.
If you think that he isn't italian, then how do you explain the sauce and meatballs?
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!
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Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles!

-- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3