(July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!!

I can understand your confusion, but the entire earth is embraced by His Noodly Appendages:



Truly, His Greatness is limitless.

Ramen.

THIS SICKENS ME!!!! CHICKEN SOUP IS BETWEEN SEVERAL GLORIOUS NOODLES AND ONE HEARTY CAN OF BROTH! THIS ABOMINATION IS ON YOUR SUPERMARKET SHELVES, TRYING TO REDEFINE OF A SOUP THAT IS A CORNERSTONE OF SOCIETY!!!                


                                                                              

citations

http://www.cookinglight.com/food/top-rat...ta-recipes
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/collecti...ta+recipes

Stick that in your green egg and smoke it!

(July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!!

Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.

I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.

(July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:

(July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!!

Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.

I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.

That is only the origin of one of His recent prophets.  He has been making His Presence known throughout the world for a very long time, as is evidenced by the cuisine of the world over many centuries.  His Noodly Appendages have touched us all.

Ramen.

Verily, I say, it was the guiding appendage of the FSM which led Columbus to the New World where he discovered and returned with tomatoes with which to make the Blessed Sauce.

I can't prove it doesn't exist, ergo, ONE TROO GAWD!

(July 24, 2015 at 2:44 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote: I can't prove it doesn't exist, ergo, ONE TROO GAWD!

I can prove He does exist.  I have seen Him on many occasions.  I have tasted His Noodly Appendages, and His Sacred Sauce countless times.  Indeed, who has not seen Him, and tasted His Glorious Goodness?  If such a person exists, I am unaware of him or her.  And if such a person exists, who cannot but feel pity for the poor creature who has been deprived of His Noodly Appendages?  Let the water be boiled, and let them partake of His Sacred Goodness.

Ramen.

For those that live in Lands with Olive Gardens, they are without excuse to believe, as there is one in Nearly Every Mall and Tourist Trap.

(July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:

(July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Guys, I actually thought about this... and I came to the conclusion that The Flying Spaghetti Monster... IS ITALIAN!!!

Well, Jesus was a Jew. Allah is most likely an Arab, Mormons are from Kolob, so it makes perfect sense the FSM is Italian or at least of Italian parentage.

I thought the FSM came from Southern Oregon though. Or at least, that is where he was first Revealed.

Nope. Wrong. Spaghetti came from Italy, ergo FSM is Italian.

If you think that he isn't italian, then how do you explain the sauce and meatballs?