RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2015 at 6:26 pm by TheChrist.)
(July 29, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Alex K Wrote:Quote:Einstein was a patent clerk with no scientific training who never invented a thing his entire life.
Not true: Albert Einstein held the patent for a special type of refrigerator.
Never heard of a Einsteinium fridge.
(July 30, 2015 at 2:43 am)robvalue Wrote: I think we're all Jesus in our own special way.
Except Jesus. There was no Jesus. That name wasn't around at the time he was meant to have lived, so I'm told.
In ancient times my name was Christus, to be precise. It's your choice to believe in my miracles, but ancient Roman historians have verified my existence. So whether or not you are an atheist, the scientific method proves I was a real man. My miracles were documented as well.
I will let you in on a secret, I had the assistance of my private UFO. I rock spaceships like Samus, savin' worlds in non-violent ways.
In Renaissance paintings you will see the UFO's are how I got "beamed up". Pro-tip, UFO's have bread duplicating devices and reviving beams that heal the body, provided it is not over 3 days (longer on some models.) For budding magicians, it's something to look into. Personally I tricked my disciples by hovering it up in the clouds so they couldn't see how I was beamed up in a "blaze of white glory". Groovy.
(July 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Any factual evidence to back this up? I mean, serious proof that such a thing actually exists and is not a bunch of woo woo.
What separates me from others is the fact that my consciousness IS my brain and it is separated from the brains of others; not by virtue of some spirit essence but because of simple physical separation.
But I'm just playing with you right now, I should probably stop
It's not that it exists, it's that it doesn't not exist.
Without an observing material, the brain would be a collection of disembodied thoughts, but with no essence to view them. A p-zombie.
I am the Christ and Savior of humanity.
