(August 6, 2015 at 11:49 am)Parkers Tan Wrote:(August 6, 2015 at 10:19 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Let me describe my poop to you, as it is something I am very proud of.
I actually have very good poop. They normally come out in one healthy, large log. Kind of a milk chocolate color. I also have the incredible gift of being in and out of the bathroom in a matter of seconds. I don't understand everyone else's need to sit on the toilet and "wait" for the poop. When I feel the poop is coming, I sit on the toilet, and it comes out immediately. I guess not everyone can be so blessed.
Oh, and they ALWAYS float. It's like one large floating log in the toilet.
I have guitar magazines on the toilet tank, because I think a healthy shit should be enjoyed at leisure. I don't see the need to rush anything.
My shits vary depending on what I eat. Over the last five years, I've taken to eating less beef, more chicken, and much more fresh, uncooked vegetables. When I eat beef, my crap is pretty solid; but if I've had a Greek salad for dinner (hush, Vorlon, I know what you're thinkin'!) then my shit is looser.
Either way, I will take the extra time on the pot to ensure that my crap is fully liberated.
I've got your Greek salad right here.
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