(August 6, 2015 at 12:29 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(August 6, 2015 at 11:49 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I have guitar magazines on the toilet tank, because I think a healthy shit should be enjoyed at leisure. I don't see the need to rush anything.
My shits vary depending on what I eat. Over the last five years, I've taken to eating less beef, more chicken, and much more fresh, uncooked vegetables. When I eat beef, my crap is pretty solid; but if I've had a Greek salad for dinner (hush, Vorlon, I know what you're thinkin'!) then my shit is looser.
Either way, I will take the extra time on the pot to ensure that my crap is fully liberated.
Never understood the appeal of sitting on a cold, hard, ceramic seat with a hole on it filled with water and poop....
I get in, push, and get out. I'd much rather sit on a soft clean couch.
The seating isn't the allure; the desire to crap it all out means that I need something to do while I fetch up that last little push.
Good work takes time, ma'am.