Selling your soul.

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So, you did a done deal with the devil and you stooged him!
He's another toothless useless tiger like his mate upstairs ...All fucking talk, no action!

Now that I think about it, maybe the bible was the inerrant word of God.
A compulsive narcissistic immature little arsehole could have written the bible word for word as it stands!

Well, to be fair, I didn't offer him my soul. I just said he could wreck the weather for the rest of the year. It wasn't really my gift to give, nor could I presumably stop him doing it anyway if he wanted to!

So the devil is just a nice guy who wanted me to have a lovely wedding and honeymoon. And fuck everyone else, of course He doesn't always think things through.