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The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(August 11, 2015 at 4:40 am)robvalue Wrote:
(August 10, 2015 at 1:55 pm)robvalue Wrote: I've done plenty of research about the bible. It's become clear I know way more than many Christians, both about its content and its history. That should be very worrying, considering I only started studying it a year or two ago.

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But by all means, ask the stupid Christian God to come talk to me if he's not too busy pretending to not exist and hiding from science. I haven't got time for frigging peek-a-boo, I grew out of that when I was about 2. If he wants to man up, grow some balls, grow some hair on his spine, he should know where to find me. If not, I'll just keep talking smack about him and Jesus and people will keep throwing empty threats at me about how I'm going to regret it after I'm dead.

And anyone who takes those insults personally is only proving my point that gods only exist inside people's heads.
Who do you think you are? I've had personal experiences with Sauron. Are you calling me a liar? Are you saying the universe created itself out of nothing? Look at a tree!

You're just angry with Sauron you sad little man. You don't want to admit you were made out of a slime puddle by orcs. You need to rub your face in the dirt and beg Sauron to send you to not-too-bad hell. Or else you're going to really-bad-hell!

Sauron has a plan for you, and when the time is right, you'll see and you'll wished you had listened to my unsupported ravings.

Don't get upset at the atheist not agreeing with you with the customary emotional "reach around" theists are used to. You'll get to laugh in his face when he's burning in hell and begging you for a drop of water to cool his tongue.

Quote: Luke 16:24
"And he cried out and said, 'Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus so that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool off my tongue, for I am in agony in this flame.'

Sweet huh!
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work - by Brakeman - August 11, 2015 at 7:01 am

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