A few points of conflict with Jackie L's (Eilonnwy) article.

[thesummerqueen]

Well obviously they're going to try to race you when your Wrangler looks like this:

hahahahahaha I WISH! Mine was an all black (even the wheels) '95 4 banger with body damage and a bad attitude. But she was a pirate, and I named her Bonny, and the license plate translated to "Dirty Deeds". I miss her like hell every single day.

This douche was in a Honda with a weedwhacker exhaust, acting like my baby was actually meant to be raced. In the first two gears I could pull out reasonably quick, which was all I needed to encourage him enough to take off like a shot and get caught by the cop hidden around the corner. Fucktard.

Then I went and played illegally in the mud. It's absolutely true when you see the bumper sticker "Jeep girls like it topless and dirty."