CL, if you always have floaters you might want to stick to rivers. Or squeeze it out at or near the crest of the wave.
We use to ski a lot (in NE with only lakes) and inevitably one of us would have to poop. None of us had the brains to sit on the edge of the boat to pinch a loaf. That's what skiing stoned gets ya. There was always the obligatory bet of sink or float. Those of us that had floaters, or suspected floaters, would spin real fast in a 180 so we could see what we needed to evade. Plus you could use your hands to create wave action in the opposite direction. Woe betide the individual with the loose stool. A no win situation!
We use to ski a lot (in NE with only lakes) and inevitably one of us would have to poop. None of us had the brains to sit on the edge of the boat to pinch a loaf. That's what skiing stoned gets ya. There was always the obligatory bet of sink or float. Those of us that had floaters, or suspected floaters, would spin real fast in a 180 so we could see what we needed to evade. Plus you could use your hands to create wave action in the opposite direction. Woe betide the individual with the loose stool. A no win situation!
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