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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!

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RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!

August 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm

(August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: [...] I'm sincerely interested in understanding what reading religious texts "with an open heart" actually means to theists.

"Heart" is religious twit-speak for "ar*e". In order to accept any holy book - one must be ready and willing to be f***ed. Figuratively speaking... for the most part.

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw

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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 16, 2015 at 3:27 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 3:28 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:52 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by brewer - August 16, 2015 at 3:31 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 3:37 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:40 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:44 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by IATIA - August 16, 2015 at 5:53 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Lemonvariable72 - August 17, 2015 at 8:13 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 3:45 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 3:48 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 4:02 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 16, 2015 at 5:49 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 5:59 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 6:01 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 6:45 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 7:00 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 7:45 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 17, 2015 at 6:21 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 16, 2015 at 6:47 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 7:07 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:39 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:56 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 2:04 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 8:00 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 8:03 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 8:26 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 8:51 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 9:24 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 7:21 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 7:44 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:46 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Nope - August 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 8:40 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 3:08 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by surreptitious57 - August 16, 2015 at 8:42 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Mr.wizard - August 16, 2015 at 8:57 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 16, 2015 at 11:04 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 11:43 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 4:00 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 6:30 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 11:11 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 12:36 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 4:11 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 5:19 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 7:58 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 18, 2015 at 8:03 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 8:14 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Silver - August 18, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 8:57 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 11:05 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 3:27 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 4:43 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 4:45 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 11:04 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 6:36 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 10:04 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 9:37 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:36 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 12:27 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 12:32 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 12:43 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:08 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 10:49 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 1:04 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 19, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 5:13 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 8:46 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 12:19 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Brakeman - August 18, 2015 at 9:48 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Jackalope - August 16, 2015 at 11:07 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 11:39 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 16, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 11:41 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 3:12 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 17, 2015 at 7:29 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 10:45 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 11:20 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 17, 2015 at 7:28 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Faith No More - August 17, 2015 at 11:15 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Nope - August 17, 2015 at 3:49 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 17, 2015 at 6:53 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 4:15 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 7:46 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by IATIA - August 17, 2015 at 8:06 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 10:46 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Faith No More - August 17, 2015 at 11:16 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by SteelCurtain - August 17, 2015 at 11:27 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 3:51 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Thumpalumpacus - August 17, 2015 at 9:34 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Silver - August 18, 2015 at 12:41 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 4:17 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 4:41 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 18, 2015 at 4:45 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 5:08 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 5:12 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 5:13 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 5:18 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 4:51 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 4:54 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 18, 2015 at 5:07 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 18, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 9:29 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 18, 2015 at 9:38 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 18, 2015 at 9:57 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 4:12 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 19, 2015 at 12:12 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 12:29 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 21, 2015 at 3:22 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 10:45 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 24, 2015 at 4:05 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 7:02 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 18, 2015 at 8:26 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 9:22 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 18, 2015 at 8:28 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 18, 2015 at 8:31 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:30 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 7:50 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:18 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 8:29 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:11 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 11:00 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 3:26 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 4:56 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:29 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 7:56 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:24 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 8:32 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:22 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 19, 2015 at 8:39 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:53 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 9:07 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 19, 2015 at 9:15 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 3:46 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 11:02 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 11:30 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 10:50 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 20, 2015 at 11:47 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 21, 2015 at 12:36 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 1:24 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 21, 2015 at 9:30 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 11:51 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 20, 2015 at 12:07 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 12:23 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 20, 2015 at 12:39 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 1:10 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 20, 2015 at 2:41 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 20, 2015 at 10:31 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 12:30 pm

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 8:23 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by I_am_not_mafia - August 24, 2015 at 9:01 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 am

RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 25, 2015 at 2:15 am

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