Not specifically a fart joke, but this is one of my favorite ditties:
In days of Old
When knights were bold
And toilets not invented,
They left their load
Along the road
And walked off so contented.
In days of Old
When knights were bold
And toilets not invented,
They left their load
Along the road
And walked off so contented.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.