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What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan?
(August 19, 2015 at 7:02 pm)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 19, 2015 at 12:07 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If you wasted less time with your fucking bible maybe you could learn something useful.

On a serious note, I want you to know that I have prayed for you by name at mass every week for the past three months.

Jesus loves you, Min. He knows your hurts.

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Yeah... how's that working out for you?

And again, do you think Min would even have noticed anything if you didn't tell him about it? Apparently not, if you felt the need to do that. The only conclusion, therefore, is condescending, holier-than-thou arrogance on your part: "I consider something broken in you that does not meet my standards. I'm employing passive-aggressive tactics to inform you of this." I'm not going to speak for Min nor anyone else, but this would earn you a smack in the mouth from me. Nobody, not one person, has 'offered' to pray for me in all of the past five years. Why? Because they have too much respect for my feelings.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's the future of Catholic Church and Satan? - by Cyberman - August 20, 2015 at 6:21 am

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